[–] heyfattybomsticks 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I believe that being fat leads to profound neurological changes. Fats aren't just gluttons, they're also typically lazy, self-absorbed, liars, selfish, jealous, bitter, aggressive and vindictive. Be interesting to see if there's any solid research into brain patterns and obesity.
[–] Syphrosyne [S] ago
We don't overtly mention it (just subtly) because we don't want to be trampled by an enraged wildebeest.
[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I've noticed obese pigs tend to be louder than normal sized humans and don't understand. I used to have a hammate and he would slam doors, talk very loudly while playing xbox after midnight and just not know how his voice and size are louder than most people. Is there any way you can file a complain on your room mate?
I'm assuming you're in college since you said dorm. That really sucks. I hate people who listen to music without headphones. It's become an epidemic here where i can't ride the metro or bus without some fattie on their phone playing a mobile game or listening to music without headsets.
[–] Syphrosyne [S] ago
I can try to file a complaint but I doubt much will happen. She can't really be reprimanded for noise complaints, even if it's very late at night or very early in the morning.
[–] smelly_farts 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Stairwell? She hasn't filed for disability to move to somewhere she doesn't have to go up stairs yet?
[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It's so true. They don't know how to hold the doorknob either to keep the lock from clicking shut loudly at 2am. I hate hammates.
[–] Angxrs 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I do love your Hammate stories! I guess it's nice to know that for every ham infiltrated house/dormroom/flat there are other shitlords and ladies suffering along side each other.
I've also gotten lots of great ideas for Hammate survival from the comments of your stories, pepper bombing food, locked cupboards, mini-fridge with locked door for my room etc for the next time I fly the nest.
If only I had known about FPH while living with ''K'' (A story I posted to ToFH, quite long).
[–] groidle 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
ROLLS OF STEEL