[–] friendguy13 0 points 26 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago
The STEEL AND CONCRETE stairwell shifts, groans, bangs, and struggles against her enormous weight stampeding up and down its frame.
Jesus...
Also is she still stealing food?
[–] trap_queen 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Fatties are always stealing food!! It's in their greedy nature!
[–] Syphrosyne [S] 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Yeah. Slenderella had some leftovers (almost an entire pizza that she hoped would last her a few days) go missing in one night, even though she wrote her name on it. My cupcakes that I made for my ceramics class also were short a couple of items after I left them in the fridge overnight.
[–] HamathaMcBeetusButt 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
Pro-tip store your cupcakes with me, I totes promise to guard them ;)
[–] pizzajesus 0 points 36 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago
Sounds like you need to make a batch of ghost pepper, habenero chicken wings soon...
[–] newguynewguynewguy 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
EX-LAX COOKIES! EX-LAX COOKIES!
Trust me, they work.
[–] TruncalAdiposity 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
The true meaning of a shitlord.