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[–] Elcycs 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Just to make sure, include a "Do not eat!" warning on them. I'd love to hear hammie try to justify that. "I stole the clearly labeled 'do not eat' food and ate it! Waaa!"

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[–] amnat ago 

Theft doesn't absolve you of poisoning charges. Yes, you can get in legal trouble for poisoning foods that you knew or had reason to believe that the ham would steal. This is because, while you may think it's believable that you just really enjoy foods tainted with laxatives or pepper extract or whatever, your intention to cause bodily harm is readily apparent, given the circumstances.

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[–] Elcycs ago 

Interesting. So if I put razor wire on top of my fence, is my intention to cause bodily harm to trespassers readily apparent as well? I know the legal system is kind of up its own ass these days. I've heard of people committing crimes and trying to sue the victim over silly things.

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[–] FatJavalina 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

That's actually a good point. OP could argue having some digestive issues, and it's easier to take them with food. Not only that, but laxes tend to be easier on the stomach with food because then there's actually something to flush out (though that may be a more disordered way of looking at it since people don't (I don't think) generally take them unless they're blocked up to begin with).

Simple solution, my shitfriend! I fully support this idea then. If fatty ends up in the hospital, it's its own damn fault.