[–] pepepepepe 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If there's a silver lining to him getting free shit for being a "victim", it's that the free Microsoft products will be used by the NSA to spy on him (and believe me, he'll get special treatment from them) and any free ride to a prestigious STEM school he will inevitably get (MIT's already salivating) will end in him flunking out because he was enrolled for good PR.
[–] The_Evidence 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago (edited ago)
FTFY.
So far they've been right, too.