[–] GrammarStalinist ago
Don't worry, guys: it was only a "mild" heart attack. Who hasn't had a mild heart attack in their twenties? /s
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake [S] ago
lol, if it isn't it should be - especially in todays day and age.
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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I used to love Vogue Magazine, especially their "September Issue", however ever since they featured Mess Dumpster I have lost all respect for them.
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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake [S] 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
lmfao, I don't know why but that made me laugh so hard. Fuck these beta men
[–] Funk_Do_Gordinho 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And yet this is not considered a form of murder in the States... Either way, punished or not, he will have to live with this guilt for the rest of his life.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Fats don't care about anybody but himself. He will just go back to eating his fee-fee's, and she'll do the same once she returns from the hospital. She will get online, join tumblr, and everyone will tell her that if she loses weight its to please the patriarchy, which is wrong. You go girllll you so beautiful!
They'll tell her to ignore the doctors advice as he is a fat shamer, and heart attacks are genetic. She'll be dead by the end of the year.
[–] Funk_Do_Gordinho 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And funeral workers are going to have to find a way to dispose those landwhales. Don't forget their bodies affect others after their deaths since they're a fire hazard for cremation.
[–] Funk_Do_Gordinho ago (edited ago)
You mean feed them all the fat laden shit food and save the healthy foods for humans? Sounds like a solution that goes both ways then! I like it!
[–] stupidlikeafox ago
Meh, culling of the herd. Damn medical intervention!!