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[–] geneticsaurus_rex 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Now we all know Hammies don't run, not even to the bathroom. It's more convenient for them to shit their pants than it is for them to get up during an episode of "My 600-lb Life" . Disgusting subhuman filth.

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[–] BeetusCrisco 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I choked at your username and now I must add it to the Teeheesaurus.

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[–] BMI9000 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Scoot to the shower after 4 beef burrito supremes, 1 gallon of beetus juice, 5 chicken supreme tacos and dessert*

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[–] BloodTypeRagu 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Pretty sure they eat their burrito supremes while on the toilet. Two birds, one stone.

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[–] The_Penis_Wizard 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I don't think they're capable of reaching the toilet. Probably just have a tarp laid out.

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[–] l23r 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Even if they could run to the toilet to have their 'runs' they would break it upon sitting down. That's why they do the Waffle Stomp.

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[–] Dark_Shroud 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's messed up that I think this is true for a lot of them. :/

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[–] TheBlueMarker 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I chuckled out loud at this.

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[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

It's fucking sad that the only form of exercise hams can relate to is the urgent-diarrhea-dash.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

AKA "Green apple quickstep"

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[–] FupaFungusFoe 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I anticipate not many fatties can get through the urgent-diarrhea-dash.