[–] OdetteSwan 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
10km is a nice Saturday morning wake up distance you can do before the kids get out of bed and want food... it's not a marathon to train for.
[–] ricecilantrolime 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Not to mention they walk the whole way and it takes hours
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This is the training part. They're actually training to be capable of going hours without eating.
[–] Shitlady_five ago
I ran 10k when I get home from work tonight. As I do most nights a week if the weather isn't terrible and I have time. The idea that my usual evening relaxation is something fatties need to train for is mind boggling.
[–] badp4nd4 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I've seen fatties run and its sad. Its a mix between a waddle and a jog with flab flying everywhere.
My advice to her would be to stop running, she is killing her joints with all that extra weight. Until she gains the discipline to take control of her diet all the running in the world won't do anything for her.
One McBeetus burger nullifies 30 minutes of running.
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They aren't physically capable of doing anything approaching real running. They just kind of bounce up and down and shuffle their feet. It's entirely pointless.
[–] Hamderella 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I saw a pod 'running' a couple of weeks ago. I was slightly in front of them walking the dog (at a solid pace). They never caught up.
[–] the_spectre 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Fatty: I run. Like, a lot. Really fast. I can run a 10K.
Me: Uh...okay...
I then run away because whatever that motherfucker is, it's absolutely dangerously delusional.
[–] DoctorShitlord_MD 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I like doing these shorter runs. I think they're pretty fun. It usually involves me and my friends getting hammered before the run, losing our filters, and getting loud. For me that usually means making jokes and yelling at fatties when they get in the way. They're so fkn slow. It's a run, not a shuffle/hobble. Gtfo of here.
[–] Gut_Cassidy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Whenever you see this "look guys I am fat and fit" shit the ham always posts a static photo and never a video. Getting into a single yoga pose or fake running for a photo does not mean you are fit. Show us a video of you running a 10k hell even a 5k which is incredibly easy.
[–] Timelesturkey 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hahaha a normal person does not need to train for 10k a normal person should be able to do 10k
[–] Jessee 0 points 26 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago (edited ago)
"It's time real female runners were given representation in the media"
You fucking daft cunt, do you ever see a fat woman participating in the olympics? In any competition?
No and there's a good reason for that, you don't become "real" in something just because you're fat and are now the size of the average lardsack
And the cherry on top 'And courageous too'
For being brave and writing an article on facebook?
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
So, I've never subscribed to a running magazine, but is this happening across the board? How infuriating is it to see a mag that was once dedicated to something that you do every day devolve into an idiotic place to worship fatties pretending to workout?
[–] PinkXenomorph 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I hate how so many people coddle these attention whore whales. How does that help anything?
And I've come to despise the phrase 'real woman'. If that's a real woman then I'll happily remain nonexistent.