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Cats carry a brain parasite that turns vulnerable humans into cat loving zombies. The best solution to seeing a cat is the same with any other carrier of a zombie virus- shoot it in the head as soon as possible. If anyone says this is bad, just assume she is already an infected zombie.
Homos and serial killers (except the one guy with the cat butthole aimed at his face). It figures that flaming homo douchbag Morrissey (the one with a cat on his head) would be a cat owner.
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Cats carry a brain parasite that turns vulnerable humans into cat loving zombies. The best solution to seeing a cat is the same with any other carrier of a zombie virus- shoot it in the head as soon as possible. If anyone says this is bad, just assume she is already an infected zombie.