Cats carry a brain parasite that turns vulnerable humans into cat loving zombies. The best solution to seeing a cat is the same with any other carrier of a zombie virus- shoot it in the head as soon as possible. If anyone says this is bad, just assume she is already an infected zombie.
[–] RedditDead2005-2015 ago
Homos and serial killers (except the one guy with the cat butthole aimed at his face). It figures that flaming homo douchbag Morrissey (the one with a cat on his head) would be a cat owner.