[–] green_man 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
@ittybittybitchy, what would you find in Tess Dumpster's cart?
[–] ittybittybitchy [S] 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
A shit ton of processed frozen type meals. You know like frozen burritos, or the frozen Chinese noodle and chicken dishes? Lots of pasta, too, and the jars of pasta sauce. Think convenience; fatties never cook totally from scratch. I don't often either, I don't have the time, to be fair. But it's like they could never be patient for the time it takes to really make anything from scratch. They also like the "diet" foods, the "sugar-free" and "lowfat" and all that shit, like it'll make a difference. They might have a couple bananas, or an apple or two; but any salad's those Caesar's-in-a-bag, any veggies frozen carrots in little squares.
The thing is I see normal people getting processed frozen stuff too; but it's the sheer volume that sticks out with fatties. Their weekly shopping would last me a month, with more fresh shit thrown in.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
God. I am old enough to remember when 'fat free' foods hit the market. Never worked in grocery, but I do buy them. Hams buying skids of fat free Snackwell cookies...it was like a plague.
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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Ugh. I have the misfortune of living in the Midwest. Log-seesaw butt is a regular occurrence 'round here. Ghastly.
[–] whatthemeat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Haha log-seesaw is a great name, but I'm having trouble picturing this. Can you post an example?
[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I used to work at Ross (discount cloths store). Selling XXL thongs...
[–] Corruption22 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
As a confectioner I overhear a lot of hams saying to their friends "Ugh I hate cake" or "I don't like doughnuts". Bitch, please. I try not to laugh every time. I made some cupcakes yesterday and one ham just went up to them and started spewing "omgomgomgomgomg....!!!!" They aren't even good because they're so highly processed that they taste as vile as they look. And don't get me started on fat fucks both young and old mashing their sausage fingers on the glass, banging it in longing. Have some self control in public at least.
One of the worst was the ham who actually "tee hee"'d at me when she said "I'll probably eat all 3 in one sitting! tee hee!". I shivered it was so vulgar. That's easily 1300 calories right there. I live off of that in a day you childish cow.
[–] hymen_smasher 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
For any Brits on here, do any of you also notice a stark contrast between customers in Waitrose and somewhere like ASDA? In Waitrose you will rarely see a fat person, the women are fashionable, slim and invariably married to a higher value man as a result. In ASDA all you see are slobs everywhere, dressed in their pyjamas, screaming children out of control. Obesity is not genetic but the basic intelligence to improve oneself is genetic and these people are basically genetic trash.
[–] fphthrowie ago
UK here, I can't really say to be honest. Fatties most likely go to Tesco which is our version of Walmart (all dominating supermarket empire). There's a store called Lidl which is derogatively seen as the place for poor people to shop at, but the reality is there's actually good quality meat from these stores.
I would wager that you wouldn't see many fat asses at Marks and Spencer, that's more pricey for middle/upper classed people.
[–] organicgangbang ago
USA here so not familiar with those particular stores but we definitely have this phenomenon. Go to a Whole Foods and you see fashionable, fit young working women and mothers aged 20-50. Go to a Vons two blocks down and suddenly now half the store is poor and fat as fuck and wearing trashy obnoxious commercialized clothing.
[–] CrackingYs 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Goddamn. I'm glad you got that out.
Sometime, when you've had a chance to cool down, this could be it's own post. It never occurred to me that this actually happens. I wonder if Walmart has a ham rescue squad standing by.
[–] RedditRunaway 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It's the worst dragging one back to charge. The worst!
Luckily about 75% of the time the ham gets out and the cart is alive again!! So they drive it back and get a freshly charged scooty puff.