[–] CrackingYs 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Goddamn. I'm glad you got that out.
There is literally nothing quite so terrifying as an angry whale whose scootypuff battery has died in the middle of the center aisle. Pray for whichever cart boy has to find them a new one.
Sometime, when you've had a chance to cool down, this could be it's own post. It never occurred to me that this actually happens. I wonder if Walmart has a ham rescue squad standing by.
[–] RedditRunaway 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It's the worst dragging one back to charge. The worst!
Luckily about 75% of the time the ham gets out and the cart is alive again!! So they drive it back and get a freshly charged scooty puff.
[–] green_man 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
@ittybittybitchy, what would you find in Tess Dumpster's cart?
[–] ittybittybitchy [S] 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
A shit ton of processed frozen type meals. You know like frozen burritos, or the frozen Chinese noodle and chicken dishes? Lots of pasta, too, and the jars of pasta sauce. Think convenience; fatties never cook totally from scratch. I don't often either, I don't have the time, to be fair. But it's like they could never be patient for the time it takes to really make anything from scratch. They also like the "diet" foods, the "sugar-free" and "lowfat" and all that shit, like it'll make a difference. They might have a couple bananas, or an apple or two; but any salad's those Caesar's-in-a-bag, any veggies frozen carrots in little squares.
The thing is I see normal people getting processed frozen stuff too; but it's the sheer volume that sticks out with fatties. Their weekly shopping would last me a month, with more fresh shit thrown in.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
God. I am old enough to remember when 'fat free' foods hit the market. Never worked in grocery, but I do buy them. Hams buying skids of fat free Snackwell cookies...it was like a plague.
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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Ugh. I have the misfortune of living in the Midwest. Log-seesaw butt is a regular occurrence 'round here. Ghastly.
[–] whatthemeat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Haha log-seesaw is a great name, but I'm having trouble picturing this. Can you post an example?
[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I used to work at Ross (discount cloths store). Selling XXL thongs...