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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Noted! I've read about this before.

So let's see... How to convince someone you're dying: Beets + black beans + blueberries + red wine = signs of upper and lower digestive tract bleeding as well as blood in the urine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfUM5xHUY4M

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Mix some asparagus in there for the odor, anyone else have the gene?

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[–] KikiCat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah, we all produce the scent but only some of us lucky folk get blessed with the smell of asparagus piss xD

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[–] Ser_Alliser_Thorne 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I've heard Tywin Lannister shits gold. Now I know it must be because of golden turnips consumed.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

... I need to find a golden beet.

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[–] KikiCat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Chase it with some gold schlagger xD

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[–] Viropher ago 

Make your piss any color by eating one or two of those easter egg dye tablets.

Behold mortals, I piss the sky!