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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Noted! I've read about this before.
So let's see... How to convince someone you're dying: Beets + black beans + blueberries + red wine = signs of upper and lower digestive tract bleeding as well as blood in the urine.
[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Mix some asparagus in there for the odor, anyone else have the gene?
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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
... I need to find a golden beet.
[–] Ser_Alliser_Thorne 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I've heard Tywin Lannister shits gold. Now I know it must be because of golden turnips consumed.
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Or pop some iron supplements for the black poop.
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah.. I tried the pills, but they gave me ulcers. I've been told to eat lots of veggies and meat. Haven't had meat in a while, so Im pretty tired all the time.. But it beats ulcers.
[–] Anon22-22 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Has that ever been a goal of yours?
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
No, but it's nice to know I have the option.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Go for the trifecta of black poo: blueberries, black beans and red wine. All in one day.
It's a bit frightening, honestly.