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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Or pop some iron supplements for the black poop.

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[–] rurulala 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

having been on iron supplements for years (hello iron deficiency anaemia), I will add this- some people will not poop at all...

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah.. I tried the pills, but they gave me ulcers. I've been told to eat lots of veggies and meat. Haven't had meat in a while, so Im pretty tired all the time.. But it beats ulcers.

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[–] Anon22-22 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Has that ever been a goal of yours?

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No, but it's nice to know I have the option.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Go for the trifecta of black poo: blueberries, black beans and red wine. All in one day.

It's a bit frightening, honestly.

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[–] Viropher ago 

Make your piss any color by eating one or two of those easter egg dye tablets.

Behold mortals, I piss the sky!

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[–] Ser_Alliser_Thorne 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I've heard Tywin Lannister shits gold. Now I know it must be because of golden turnips consumed.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

... I need to find a golden beet.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Mix some asparagus in there for the odor, anyone else have the gene?

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[–] KikiCat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah, we all produce the scent but only some of us lucky folk get blessed with the smell of asparagus piss xD

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Noted! I've read about this before.

So let's see... How to convince someone you're dying: Beets + black beans + blueberries + red wine = signs of upper and lower digestive tract bleeding as well as blood in the urine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfUM5xHUY4M