[–] nikesandheels 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
"A little bathroom break doesn't seem to have a negative effect on his results." Then eyeball your husband appreciatively. Then eyeball her speculatively, with a slight head-tilt of condescension. Nothing like a little bit of jealousy to bring on the whale tears.
[–] regularfellar 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
"At least I didn't spend 20 min in the bathroom" - "Smells like you should have."
[–] single_version 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
Next time she sits out for most of the class, you should just ask her in the nicest voice you can conjur, "You need a bathroom break?"
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Maybe try throwing up? This working out thing doesn't seem to be working for you.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
God. I'm just waiting for that to happen to me IRL. It's a mixture of trepidation and a bit of excitement at the shitstorm it will likely cause. Also, hoping that I'm not trapped so I can't briskly walk out of range.
[–] WittyBlurbSlashWitty 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Pull their own crap against them. Go to management, let them know your husband has a real medical condition and that she attacked and shamed him. Have them make her apologize for harassing someone with a legitimate medical condition.
[–] Fierce_skinnybitch 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
If she says the work out is hard again, just say in the nicest, most condescending fake voice, "Aww, keep your chins up, sweetie"
But I doubt she'll be there for long. She'll probably give up soon anyway.
[–] AOU 0 points 31 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago (edited ago)
Report that ham to the owner, and tell him how condescending and arrogant it is.
Get it kicked out, it doesn't belong there.
[–] pugdog1 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
This was going to be my recommendation. Report what she said and if report any other things like that. Totally not cool for anyone to be commenting on anyone else's workout experience.
[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
or anyone else's bathroom experience(s)
[–] VeryUnhappyTurtle 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Would this work, in all seriousness?
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Chances are the OP and her husband have been going to that gym for a while and have built up a pretty good rep with employees/management/owners. Hammy is more than likely either new or an infrequent gym goer who is either relatively unknown or beginning to get on everyone's nerves.
So, with this in mind (and weight aside at the moment), who would you side with: the customers who keep coming back, bring in a good deal of income and generally get along with everyone, or a singular newcomer who's being accused of harassing and/or making the former clients uncomfortable?