[–] single_version 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
Next time she sits out for most of the class, you should just ask her in the nicest voice you can conjur, "You need a bathroom break?"
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Maybe try throwing up? This working out thing doesn't seem to be working for you.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
God. I'm just waiting for that to happen to me IRL. It's a mixture of trepidation and a bit of excitement at the shitstorm it will likely cause. Also, hoping that I'm not trapped so I can't briskly walk out of range.
[–] hankhill72 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I would have punched that fat whale right in the fucking nose and told her to get the fuck out of the gym and go back to McDonalds.
[–] regularfellar 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
"At least I didn't spend 20 min in the bathroom" - "Smells like you should have."
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[–] TheEnglishShitlord 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I know you said it's "similar to IBS", so this won't technically be correct, but:
"He has IBS, so he needs the breaks. It helps him stay healthy, although I'm sure you'd have no idea..."
[–] AOU 0 points 31 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago (edited ago)
Report that ham to the owner, and tell him how condescending and arrogant it is.
Get it kicked out, it doesn't belong there.
[–] pugdog1 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
This was going to be my recommendation. Report what she said and if report any other things like that. Totally not cool for anyone to be commenting on anyone else's workout experience.
[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
or anyone else's bathroom experience(s)
[–] VeryUnhappyTurtle 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Would this work, in all seriousness?
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Chances are the OP and her husband have been going to that gym for a while and have built up a pretty good rep with employees/management/owners. Hammy is more than likely either new or an infrequent gym goer who is either relatively unknown or beginning to get on everyone's nerves.
So, with this in mind (and weight aside at the moment), who would you side with: the customers who keep coming back, bring in a good deal of income and generally get along with everyone, or a singular newcomer who's being accused of harassing and/or making the former clients uncomfortable?