[–] TheEnglishShitlord 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I know you said it's "similar to IBS", so this won't technically be correct, but:
"He has IBS, so he needs the breaks. It helps him stay healthy, although I'm sure you'd have no idea..."
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[–] Duhduhduhderp 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
How about, "He has a condishun, I'm sure YOU understand."
[–] hankhill72 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I would have punched that fat whale right in the fucking nose and told her to get the fuck out of the gym and go back to McDonalds.
[–] WittyBlurbSlashWitty 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Pull their own crap against them. Go to management, let them know your husband has a real medical condition and that she attacked and shamed him. Have them make her apologize for harassing someone with a legitimate medical condition.
[–] gabi-r 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Conjure up your sweetest smile and say something like "How kind of you to notice/take an interest". Kill it with the beetus from how sugary sweet you sound. So so nice it couldn't possibly be sincere, but she can't say anything about it either.
If you can muster up not to laugh, try to awe at her endurance and ask for tips, since the husband clearly didn't last as much as her. Again, picture killing her with the sugar pouring out of your words
As a last resort, picture this bitch with both feet taken by the beetus and put on a big show of concern and say "Are you feeling alright? You look a bit tired/red/short of breath" Shame her good, maybe enlist other people to "help her", "Hey, [X] doesn't [fatty] look tired? Do you have some water?" or something. She'll stop showing up soon enough
Best of luck to your husband!