[–] Fierce_skinnybitch 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
If she says the work out is hard again, just say in the nicest, most condescending fake voice, "Aww, keep your chins up, sweetie"
But I doubt she'll be there for long. She'll probably give up soon anyway.
[–] WittyBlurbSlashWitty 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Pull their own crap against them. Go to management, let them know your husband has a real medical condition and that she attacked and shamed him. Have them make her apologize for harassing someone with a legitimate medical condition.
[–] gabi-r 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Conjure up your sweetest smile and say something like "How kind of you to notice/take an interest". Kill it with the beetus from how sugary sweet you sound. So so nice it couldn't possibly be sincere, but she can't say anything about it either.
If you can muster up not to laugh, try to awe at her endurance and ask for tips, since the husband clearly didn't last as much as her. Again, picture killing her with the sugar pouring out of your words
As a last resort, picture this bitch with both feet taken by the beetus and put on a big show of concern and say "Are you feeling alright? You look a bit tired/red/short of breath" Shame her good, maybe enlist other people to "help her", "Hey, [X] doesn't [fatty] look tired? Do you have some water?" or something. She'll stop showing up soon enough
Best of luck to your husband!
[–] Duhduhduhderp 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
How about, "He has a condishun, I'm sure YOU understand."
[–] nikesandheels 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
"A little bathroom break doesn't seem to have a negative effect on his results." Then eyeball your husband appreciatively. Then eyeball her speculatively, with a slight head-tilt of condescension. Nothing like a little bit of jealousy to bring on the whale tears.
[–] l23r 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
This. Make sure you put an emphasis on the HIS results while looking at him dreamily, before turning to look at her with a look of disgust.
[–] ShelleytheFox 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Gotta love those non-verbals.