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[–] Fierce_skinnybitch 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If she says the work out is hard again, just say in the nicest, most condescending fake voice, "Aww, keep your chins up, sweetie"

But I doubt she'll be there for long. She'll probably give up soon anyway.

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[–] mithlover [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I really wish I could say that without laughing. I'm sure you are right that she won't be there long, unless all the selfies and online proving she's an athlete keep her going.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"My husband has an intestinal disease. Not any of those fake cundishuns you probably have".

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[–] shotlird 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

You are nicer than i am, i wouldve probly came out with "fuck off fatty" before i knew what i was saying.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

God. I'm just waiting for that to happen to me IRL. It's a mixture of trepidation and a bit of excitement at the shitstorm it will likely cause. Also, hoping that I'm not trapped so I can't briskly walk out of range.

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[–] single_version 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Next time she sits out for most of the class, you should just ask her in the nicest voice you can conjur, "You need a bathroom break?"

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Maybe try throwing up? This working out thing doesn't seem to be working for you.

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[–] nikesandheels 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

"A little bathroom break doesn't seem to have a negative effect on his results." Then eyeball your husband appreciatively. Then eyeball her speculatively, with a slight head-tilt of condescension. Nothing like a little bit of jealousy to bring on the whale tears.

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[–] ShelleytheFox 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Gotta love those non-verbals.

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[–] l23r 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

This. Make sure you put an emphasis on the HIS results while looking at him dreamily, before turning to look at her with a look of disgust.

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[–] regularfellar 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

"At least I didn't spend 20 min in the bathroom" - "Smells like you should have."

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[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Here it is. This^.

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[–] AOU 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Report that ham to the owner, and tell him how condescending and arrogant it is.

Get it kicked out, it doesn't belong there.

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[–] VeryUnhappyTurtle 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Would this work, in all seriousness?

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Chances are the OP and her husband have been going to that gym for a while and have built up a pretty good rep with employees/management/owners. Hammy is more than likely either new or an infrequent gym goer who is either relatively unknown or beginning to get on everyone's nerves.

So, with this in mind (and weight aside at the moment), who would you side with: the customers who keep coming back, bring in a good deal of income and generally get along with everyone, or a singular newcomer who's being accused of harassing and/or making the former clients uncomfortable?

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[–] pugdog1 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This was going to be my recommendation. Report what she said and if report any other things like that. Totally not cool for anyone to be commenting on anyone else's workout experience.

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[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

or anyone else's bathroom experience(s)