[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
God. I'm just waiting for that to happen to me IRL. It's a mixture of trepidation and a bit of excitement at the shitstorm it will likely cause. Also, hoping that I'm not trapped so I can't briskly walk out of range.
[–] single_version 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
Next time she sits out for most of the class, you should just ask her in the nicest voice you can conjur, "You need a bathroom break?"
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Maybe try throwing up? This working out thing doesn't seem to be working for you.
[–] nikesandheels 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
"A little bathroom break doesn't seem to have a negative effect on his results." Then eyeball your husband appreciatively. Then eyeball her speculatively, with a slight head-tilt of condescension. Nothing like a little bit of jealousy to bring on the whale tears.
[–] regularfellar 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
"At least I didn't spend 20 min in the bathroom" - "Smells like you should have."
[–] VeryUnhappyTurtle 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Would this work, in all seriousness?
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Chances are the OP and her husband have been going to that gym for a while and have built up a pretty good rep with employees/management/owners. Hammy is more than likely either new or an infrequent gym goer who is either relatively unknown or beginning to get on everyone's nerves.
So, with this in mind (and weight aside at the moment), who would you side with: the customers who keep coming back, bring in a good deal of income and generally get along with everyone, or a singular newcomer who's being accused of harassing and/or making the former clients uncomfortable?
[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
or anyone else's bathroom experience(s)
[–] Fierce_skinnybitch 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
If she says the work out is hard again, just say in the nicest, most condescending fake voice, "Aww, keep your chins up, sweetie"
But I doubt she'll be there for long. She'll probably give up soon anyway.
[–] mithlover [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I really wish I could say that without laughing. I'm sure you are right that she won't be there long, unless all the selfies and online proving she's an athlete keep her going.