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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Because drinking water is supposed to help you lose weight. Look at the clickbait articles (or don't, actually) and you'll see a common piece of advice is "carry a water bottle with you." They're just too stupid to understand the reason behind it.

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[–] imvii 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Corn syrup.

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[–] Super_Kapowzler 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But its high fructose, so in reality its fruit.

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[–] deathhawkbitch 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

It's probably full of some variation of beetusjuice

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[–] Hannabis 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Oreogres sweat profusely while stationary, I can't imagine how bad it gets once they start waddling a little bit.

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[–] Aphoticfolds 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That's when the "chub rub" starts coming into play.