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[–] Kahlo 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Does it even science?

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[–] Sire 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah no.

When you've got only lard dust for brains, why do you try to think about normal developed boobies from normal people?

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[–] WileyECryote 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

This person has never had nor seen a healthy female body.

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[–] Banterbury 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Probably the same reason I can stare at people's faces and go hmm no your jaw bones aren't wide enough and your cheekbones aren't high enough for me to want to take your pants off.

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If you tell a guy his boner isn't wide or high enough, he'll be pretty upset.

Oh wait, you said bones, not boner. My bad.

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[–] fupatronic 1 point 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

I love how it ends with "YOU PIECE OF SHIT." Gee, let me reconsider what I find attractive for such a prim and proper lady.

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[–] OxfordEnglishDick 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

If you aren't "allowed" to find their bodies unattractive then I'm sure you really aren't allowed to say anything about their comportment. Apparently fat goddesses are beyond our judgment and are to be worshipped regardless of how they look, act, smell, etc.

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[–] Syphrosyne 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Why do men like boobs?

Why do I like boobs, bitch? I like boobs because they're feminine, attractive, and a woman with normal-sized breasts of normal consistency that look proportionate to the rest of her body are sexy AF.

Fatty boobs are disgusting because instead of being made of happiness and sexy energy, they're made of disappointment, lard, and self-resentment.

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[–] LittleRedPrincess 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Boobs mostly aren't even made of fat.

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[–] Syphrosyne 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] sandanglokta 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yep. Well, to revise slightly, attractive boobs aren't made of fat.

Attractive breast tissue, histology: the pink stuff is fibrous connective tissue. the purple dots are the nuclei of cells that would either make milk or transport it to the nipple. http://image.slidesharecdn.com/cpc-4-4-4-breastca-pathlec-view-091013211844-phpapp01/95/pathology-of-breast-disorders-12-728.jpg?cb=1255468897

Fat breast tissue is just fat. Very rare lobular units would let you know it was breast tissue.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yup. WTF do they think happens when a woman's breasts swell to breastfeed? She just gets fatter and somehow magically makes milk? Healthy, normal breasts are made largely of mammary tissue.

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[–] FuriousFucktard 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

'Fatty boobs are disgusting because instead of being made of happiness and sexy energy, they're made of disappointment, lard, and self-resentment.' This! Absolutely this. /u/Syphrosyne, I salute you!

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[–] CuntMyFuck 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I really love how angry it is.

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[–] EndDrugAndOtherWars 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's pathetic when fat chicks think their hot because they have boobs. That shit win't work on me, I have standards.

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[–] sandanglokta 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

To borrow from a famous original FPH post, "It's like an unemployed person bragging that they've got the week off."

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