But what if I told you I'm not much of a boob guy anyways?
[–] trainedharpooner [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Agreed. I like 'em, but oooooh boy. If you've got good legs? That is what I'm fuckin' here for. I know what I'm about, son.
[–] 1Sorry_SOB 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
She has a good point. I really can't explain it. But I know what I like.
Banned you fatty fucking moron, why say this
Fat girls bragging about their tits? Ridiculous
Thats not something you can say in a sub so fine
You do not belong here if pigs you wine and dine
So go away buster, let the pig eat you for lunch
She won't suck your dick m8, shell have a munch
[–] FuriousFucktard 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I wasn't entirely convinced by her argument, but when she called me 'a piece of shit' I realised just how shallow and wrong I've been all these years.
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Because the fat on your belly got there from you being a gross person who is selfish and lazy and lacks discipline. Also, fuck you, you fat entitled lardbitch.
[–] thatdamnchef 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
ok.
i've fapped to some c-razy shit in my lifetime.
i admit it.
but i have NEVER, ever, EVER thought about fapping to a ball of fat...or stomach fat...or any fat...
[–] EndDrugAndOtherWars 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's pathetic when fat chicks think their hot because they have boobs. That shit win't work on me, I have standards.
[–] sandanglokta 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
To borrow from a famous original FPH post, "It's like an unemployed person bragging that they've got the week off."
[–] RedSocks157 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Should we even bother telling her that nice boobs indicate fertility and the ability to care for children? Or would that be too much science for her.