[–] thatdamnchef 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
ok.
i've fapped to some c-razy shit in my lifetime.
i admit it.
but i have NEVER, ever, EVER thought about fapping to a ball of fat...or stomach fat...or any fat...
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Because the fat on your belly got there from you being a gross person who is selfish and lazy and lacks discipline. Also, fuck you, you fat entitled lardbitch.
[–] 1Sorry_SOB 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
She has a good point. I really can't explain it. But I know what I like.
Banned you fatty fucking moron, why say this
Fat girls bragging about their tits? Ridiculous
Thats not something you can say in a sub so fine
You do not belong here if pigs you wine and dine
So go away buster, let the pig eat you for lunch
She won't suck your dick m8, shell have a munch
[–] RedSocks157 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Should we even bother telling her that nice boobs indicate fertility and the ability to care for children? Or would that be too much science for her.
[–] OMG_Beckyyyyy ago
Ignoring the fact that boobs are a directly observable signal of reproductive viability, they are just plain old neat. If men were attracted to boobs just because they are orbs of fat then men would be sexually attracted to hippos. This logic of fat = attractive is insane. It can't even really be fought using normal logic because it's just an obvious statement that what makes boobs attractive is not fat because fat is not attractive.
Replace the word fat for whisky. If I like whisky at the end of a long day that's fine, that's like liking boobs on a normal woman. But if I drink whisky constantly I'd be a fucking drunk, which would be like liking any and all fat on a body. It's a matter of degree, big round tits are amazing on a normal woman, but on a heffalump they are just another place for the fat to pool up and choke the life out of the heinous beast.
[–] Jo_fo_sho 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
They don't even have boobs they have butter utters.