your titties serve a biological purpose, that purpose is to produce milk to feed my offspring. its also a bit sexy to see a woman who had your children leaking milk (to me at least, don't ask why i don't fucking know). your fupa serves no purpose other than making you look like a vile landwhale. simple enough for you tubbo?
But what if I told you I'm not much of a boob guy anyways?
[–] trainedharpooner [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Agreed. I like 'em, but oooooh boy. If you've got good legs? That is what I'm fuckin' here for. I know what I'm about, son.
[–] 1Sorry_SOB 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
She has a good point. I really can't explain it. But I know what I like.
Banned you fatty fucking moron, why say this
Fat girls bragging about their tits? Ridiculous
Thats not something you can say in a sub so fine
You do not belong here if pigs you wine and dine
So go away buster, let the pig eat you for lunch
She won't suck your dick m8, shell have a munch
[–] OMG_Beckyyyyy ago
Ignoring the fact that boobs are a directly observable signal of reproductive viability, they are just plain old neat. If men were attracted to boobs just because they are orbs of fat then men would be sexually attracted to hippos. This logic of fat = attractive is insane. It can't even really be fought using normal logic because it's just an obvious statement that what makes boobs attractive is not fat because fat is not attractive.
Replace the word fat for whisky. If I like whisky at the end of a long day that's fine, that's like liking boobs on a normal woman. But if I drink whisky constantly I'd be a fucking drunk, which would be like liking any and all fat on a body. It's a matter of degree, big round tits are amazing on a normal woman, but on a heffalump they are just another place for the fat to pool up and choke the life out of the heinous beast.