your titties serve a biological purpose, that purpose is to produce milk to feed my offspring. its also a bit sexy to see a woman who had your children leaking milk (to me at least, don't ask why i don't fucking know). your fupa serves no purpose other than making you look like a vile landwhale. simple enough for you tubbo?
But what if I told you I'm not much of a boob guy anyways?
[–] trainedharpooner [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Agreed. I like 'em, but oooooh boy. If you've got good legs? That is what I'm fuckin' here for. I know what I'm about, son.
[–] CatNamedJava ago
Boobs are a secondary sexual organ that represents fertility that men are inherently wired to find attractive. FUPAs are a sign of poor health which men are inherently dispose to avoid.
[–] EndDrugAndOtherWars 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's pathetic when fat chicks think their hot because they have boobs. That shit win't work on me, I have standards.
[–] sandanglokta 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
To borrow from a famous original FPH post, "It's like an unemployed person bragging that they've got the week off."