[–] JohnQCitizen 2 points 1 point 3 points (+3|-2) ago
I have a genius IQ.
The Dukes of Hazzard is awesome.
(Alternatively, "The Dukes of Hazzard is racist" works too!)
My car has a higher MPG than yours.
Hitler wasn't all bad.
[–] ScientiaPotentia 2 points 1 point 3 points (+3|-2) ago (edited ago)
I love White people and East Asian people.
(I don't know, it that racist?)
[–] [deleted] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I just really love her for her body. It's disgustingly attractive.
[–] TH0UGHTP0LICE 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Game of Thrones is a poorly written, poorly acted, predictable piece of shit soap opera disguised as a fantasy show. Anyone who watches it is stupid.
I love pissing off people by saying that it's Melrose Place, but with daggers.
[–] LizardBreathe 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Got in trouble over on the other site for this one: I think weddings are a waste of money and expecting your friends and family to give you money to pay for it is bullshit. If you want to spend all of that money, fine, but don't expect me to give you more than 50 bucks as my gift.
[–] Thisismyvoatusername 2 points 1 point 3 points (+3|-2) ago
I think Dick Cheney was possibly the finest Vice President we had since Calvin Coolidge.