[–] Disaronnoonthecocks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Omaga I eat food too! He's just like us! #downtoearth /s
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[–] pobodysnerfect 0 points 26 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago
This just in! Justin Bieber eats at Subway, supports child molestation!
[–] sakuramboo 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
But wait, what kind of sandwich was it? What kind of meats? Was there any hot peppers? My god, man, we need to know this!
[–] iusedtobeonreddit 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
man the daily mail is shite
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[–] bugmenot ago
I want to believe that whoever wrote this article hates his job and purposefully made it satirical (without appearing as such to the mentally deficient fanbase).