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[–] IraDeorum 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

You could try going outside. But, seriously, how do you not know if your girlfriend has dumped you?

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[–] HamathaMcBeetusButt 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

I have a suspicion that my girlfriend has dumped me,

rofl. Come on man, i am a computer nerd too, but even I can know if I am dumped or not (hint its always because we are autistic beta fags).

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[–] Iforgotmy_other_acct ago 

Brace yourself:

The cliche and platitudes are coming.