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[–] tonyp7 1 point 28 points (+29|-1) ago 

I wished this story was true but I don't think you can openly swear like that in public without the retaliation of the white knights around.

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[–] leweb 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Maybe it's New York?

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[–] EarlPoncho 1 point 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

you sound pleasant

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[–] smelly_farts 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I love it. I'm going to find you IRL and say 'how you doing today shitlord-san?" just to hear that rant in person.

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[–] HamathaMcBeetusButt ago 

bystander effect, I have seen some crazy shit here in cali and no one does anything, then again about 60% in the area I live are traditional asian/indian and either don't speak fluent english (best restuarants evar - fat free since fatties need to talk about their food) or just plain don't give a shit.

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[–] SaneGoatiSwear [S] ago  (edited ago)

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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The white knights will usually wait until after the "offender" leaves to swoop in with coddling.

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[–] SaneGoatiSwear [S] ago 

wait.... so you're saying i should have gone back to "make sure"

DAMN.. well i am still going there :) haven't been kicked out yet

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[–] poodog 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

7-11 has better coffee than obeatusbucks

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[–] SaneGoatiSwear [S] 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

maybe true, but i'm in it for the caffeine, not the taste.

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ever heard of caffeine pills?

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[–] l23r 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They also have a stamp card where you can get a free coffee after you get like 10 or 12 coffees. At least they did when I was in Uni, but that was a while ago.....

Starbucks is blergh, but I'll still grab the free samples of tea if they're handing them out on the street corner. I also appreciate the free cold water. That's about everything positive I can say about the place!

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[–] SaneGoatiSwear [S] 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

welcome to the v/coffee zone lol

i feel like starbucks makes more fats, but 7-11 caters to more fats....

but i could be wrong

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The free water really is wonderful. I was at a Barnes & Noble a few weeks ago, really thirsty, walked up to the counter with my wallet out, asked for water, obeast behind the counter looked at me like I was retarded when I was surprised the cup was free. The water was good, though.

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[–] pizzajesus 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Do you feel better now? Like carrying a huge burden and letting it go? Through out life, I was taught that hate was "too strong" of a word. No one person should ever hate anyone or anything! Just say nothing at all and let bygones be bygones. Then fat people had to go and be the worse of the worse. No discipline, no common sense, and clearly no respect to others or themselves. They can't even do basic human tasks (like eating less or making a cup of coffee) with out giving a stupid excuse. They only deserve pure uncut hate. Hate is a natural human feeling and everybody should embrace what they hate. good job op

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[–] SaneGoatiSwear [S] 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

i do. it's like real-time trauma therapy, both the shitlording, and the sharing.

thank you!

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[–] SaneGoatiSwear [S] 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

have you posted that story?

your turning to the truth-side?

sounds like it'd be a real pork-destroyer squee squeee squeeee-eeee

in any case, that juxtaposition was well put, and would do well as the crux to that story if not so already written.

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[–] rursable 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I don't even get anywhere near Starbucks anymore

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[–] rursable 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Dude I made my own black coffee in the morning, pour it in my thermos and start walking uphill to work. The price of ground coffee is about 2 cups of frapp, or as we call it snack of the obeast.

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[–] retiredbitch 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

op has autism, if it did or didn't

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[–] MuhCundishins 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

I'm always in the market for delicious whale tears but this story doesn't sound believable

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[–] SaneGoatiSwear [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] qawsed 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

"Capitalization."

Try it. It makes things easier to read.

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[–] SaneGoatiSwear [S] ago  (edited ago)

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[–] qawsed 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Before you break the rules, you need to learn them.

You're ignoring capitalization, comma splices, punctuation, and many other conventions. It's clear that you're lazy, ignorant, or just sloppy, which you're attempting to justify as artistic expression. To do so, you have to consciously choose to do so, rather than do so out of incompetence. Look at Picasso's early work - his pink and blue periods include incredibly realistic paintings - and he did all of that before becoming the abstract painter that we all know. You, on the other hand, just can't be bothered to write well.

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