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[–] Feeling_my_goats 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What are you drinking?

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[–] mamwad [S] ago 

Started at noon with Founder's All Day IPA. Switched to Founder's Centennial IPA at the bar. Switched to Dogfish 60 Minute at dinner. Am drunk. Farted on a woman while crossing the sidewalk with my father and her girlfriend. Girlfriend laughed, she's a keeper.

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[–] Hipsterrr 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

how was your week

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[–] mamwad [S] ago 

FUCKING SHITTY tbh. Being drunk feels good. Taking my camcorder out and annoying all the cops.

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[–] Hipsterrr 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

tell one you think his police officer pants make his dick stand out

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[–] Justbare 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If you could be supreme leader of the world for one hour what laws would you pass/abolish?

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[–] mamwad [S] ago 

All beer is free, and my dad has to drink something other than Bud. He's a huge faggot. Wouldn't taste my tasty beer.

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[–] mamwad [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

holiday weekend motherfucker!