[–] thehumantaco 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
How was the sex?
[–] ModelNotWaddle [S] 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Haha I'm a straight girl, so there was no sex. Sorry to disappoint.
[–] antiplebbitor 5 points 0 points 5 points (+5|-5) ago
Hey, hey, hey - smoke weed run in the rain e'eryday!
[–] OnlyReadsFPH 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I love walking and running in the rain. My SO laughs at me. She knows as soon as it starts raining I put the jogging shoes on.
[–] RlyRlyGoodlookn 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I've had some of my best runs in the rain. Soon as you get over that initial phase, of not wanting to be wet, it becomes glorious.
[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
The heat dissipation, it is so freaking glorious.
[–] speshul_snowflake 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Ditto. Once you get used to the squishy sneakers it becomes almost soothing.
[–] BigBadWolf 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I was signed up to run a half marathon about five years ago and it got cancelled for severe thunderstorms. I used google maps to plan out a course of equal distance and ran in the rain. It was probably the best run I've ever had.
[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Is it really that nice? Growing up I'd always hear that's a good way to get bronchitis so I was always afraid of giving it a try. I can't imagine what its like. All I can imagine is like getting smacked on the face with water and my shoes squishing around lol
[–] shitlordin 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
There is a blog post somewhere right now being written about this instance. About how two skinny sluts abandoned a real women in a hurricane and a gentleman appeared and simultaneously shamed the skinny bitches and saved the princess. Oh and people clapped.
[–] JustStopEating 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I thought there was going to be a flash flood that swept the fattie down a formerly dry river bed where it takes out a bridge.
[–] GutterTrash 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Getting completely soaked walking vs getting somewhat wet running. It made its decision.
[–] BigBadWolf 2 points 2 points 4 points (+4|-2) ago
Not quite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtbJbi6Sswg
Running makes you wetter. But not having the surface area of a medium-sized tugboat keeps you drier so it evens out.
[–] lmBrian 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
Counter-argument, in favor of running: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MqYE2UuN24
[–] ScottRockview 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Good thing you were ahead of it. Wet fat is worse than wet dog, especially when the water gets into the folds and carries out the worst of the stench that is usually stuck in places light never sees.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
[–] freedumbz 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Nah. That wildebeest is too lazy to try it. Nice try though.
[–] MeatballGoblin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
But their layers of fat will protect them when the government can't cradle them anymore right?