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[–] freedumbz 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Nah. That wildebeest is too lazy to try it. Nice try though.

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[–] MeatballGoblin 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But their layers of fat will protect them when the government can't cradle them anymore right?

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[–] thehumantaco 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

How was the sex?

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[–] ModelNotWaddle [S] 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Haha I'm a straight girl, so there was no sex. Sorry to disappoint.

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[–] antiplebbitor 5 points 0 points (+5|-5) ago 

Hey, hey, hey - smoke weed run in the rain e'eryday!

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[–] klobos 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Nothing wrong with being a little bi every so often. I don't think I know any girls that haven't sampled a little, especially in college. Colleges are meant for you to grow, learn, explore, try new things, etc.

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[–] OnlyReadsFPH 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I love walking and running in the rain. My SO laughs at me. She knows as soon as it starts raining I put the jogging shoes on.

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[–] RlyRlyGoodlookn 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I've had some of my best runs in the rain. Soon as you get over that initial phase, of not wanting to be wet, it becomes glorious.

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[–] BigBadWolf 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was signed up to run a half marathon about five years ago and it got cancelled for severe thunderstorms. I used google maps to plan out a course of equal distance and ran in the rain. It was probably the best run I've ever had.

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The heat dissipation, it is so freaking glorious.

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[–] speshul_snowflake 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ditto. Once you get used to the squishy sneakers it becomes almost soothing.

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[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Is it really that nice? Growing up I'd always hear that's a good way to get bronchitis so I was always afraid of giving it a try. I can't imagine what its like. All I can imagine is like getting smacked on the face with water and my shoes squishing around lol

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[–] JustStopEating 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I thought there was going to be a flash flood that swept the fattie down a formerly dry river bed where it takes out a bridge.

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[–] Flabhorrence ago 

And then she drowns.

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[–] blue5car 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Classic. Everyone knows fat is hydro phobic.

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[–] Bunraku 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

'She claims that on a beach trip you swapped her sunscreen with detergent.'

'I wanted to see if she'd emulsify.'

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[–] raisinade ago 

Did the two girls know each other? Or did the fat girl just think everything was about her?

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[–] ModelNotWaddle [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I don't think they knew each other. The rain just made us all stop under the same building.

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[–] GutterTrash 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Getting completely soaked walking vs getting somewhat wet running. It made its decision.

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[–] BigBadWolf 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Not quite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtbJbi6Sswg

Running makes you wetter. But not having the surface area of a medium-sized tugboat keeps you drier so it evens out.

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[–] lmBrian 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Counter-argument, in favor of running: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MqYE2UuN24

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[–] ScottRockview 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Good thing you were ahead of it. Wet fat is worse than wet dog, especially when the water gets into the folds and carries out the worst of the stench that is usually stuck in places light never sees.

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