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[–] Chippers255 ago 

Now I love Mythbusters, they encourage questions and the scientific method but no one should ever make a conclusive judgement until these sorts of experiments have been repeated numerous times by different groups of people until we can call it a fact, even then.

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[–] ModelNotWaddle [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You need to factor in the sluggish pace that a ham walks. In the end, she definitely was more wet than us.

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[–] shitlordin 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

There is a blog post somewhere right now being written about this instance. About how two skinny sluts abandoned a real women in a hurricane and a gentleman appeared and simultaneously shamed the skinny bitches and saved the princess. Oh and people clapped.

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[–] Flabhorrence 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That man's name? Albert Einstein.

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[–] trippydicky ago 

Which college do you go to? I go to OSU and it just rained a little while ago, and I would agree on the mixture of hams and fits.

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[–] ScottRockview 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Good thing you were ahead of it. Wet fat is worse than wet dog, especially when the water gets into the folds and carries out the worst of the stench that is usually stuck in places light never sees.

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[–] GutterTrash 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Getting completely soaked walking vs getting somewhat wet running. It made its decision.

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[–] BigBadWolf 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Not quite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtbJbi6Sswg

Running makes you wetter. But not having the surface area of a medium-sized tugboat keeps you drier so it evens out.

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[–] lmBrian 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Counter-argument, in favor of running: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MqYE2UuN24

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[–] raisinade ago 

Did the two girls know each other? Or did the fat girl just think everything was about her?

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[–] ModelNotWaddle [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I don't think they knew each other. The rain just made us all stop under the same building.

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[–] blue5car 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Classic. Everyone knows fat is hydro phobic.

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[–] Bunraku 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

'She claims that on a beach trip you swapped her sunscreen with detergent.'

'I wanted to see if she'd emulsify.'

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[–] JustStopEating 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I thought there was going to be a flash flood that swept the fattie down a formerly dry river bed where it takes out a bridge.

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[–] Flabhorrence ago 

And then she drowns.

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