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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm just going to start loudly ordering a "Fat Tire!" everytime a whale is near, and I don't even drink beer.

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[–] DonnieYen 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

No you're NOT fucking disabled. My little brother is disabled, people born with disabilities are disabled. Being fat because of your poor eating habits is NOT a disability; you're not "born this way" so stop. Having a family member with a disability and seeing the realities of it and then reading about how the land whales want "special treatment" infuriates me so much. Did you know that they used to castrate disabled people? By your logic, we should've been castrating obese people.

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[–] HipsterFreak 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I live for the eyebleach. Was not disappointed. Such beautiful well dressed people XD

Also okay 2 be fat needs to be smacked upside the head... Stop saying it's okay to abuse children! Jfc.

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[–] Fatty_McGoo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

well dressed normal humans. yum

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[–] pegassist 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A man in a three-piece suit is 100% eye bleach for me. Damn.

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[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"I tried anorexia"

Try harder next time.

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[–] 2191507? 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

You know what pisses me off the most? I have fat as fuck neighbors, right? So fat they are causing cracks in parts of the house (no kidding, confirmed with a handyman, fuck this duplex... man).

It is a complete galaxy of a woman who is three McMeals away from being immobile, house shakes when she walks type of deal, and her offspring on its way to the same status from being a planet. I thought the offspring was at least in High School, probably dropped out... saw her in her uniform today and the kid is in primary school and would be too fucking big to fit in my car.

So fuck no! Let's not "protect fat kids"! Let's put them in boot camp. This whales mother doesn't even cook. Her way of providing food for her offspring is to take 10 minutes to walk to her car which is parked at the bottom of the goddamned stairs and drive to a drive-through! Only fucking thing fat kids need to be protected from is their so-called parents.

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[–] StringerBell 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Their artwork is always so terrible.

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[–] PinkXenomorph 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's so cliche and stereotypical. And I have yet to see a landwhale tumblr artist who actually knows--and applies--proper anatomical structure to their drawings. Probably because they have no idea what humans really look like.

(and how in fuck is radfatvegan's shitty scribbling even considered art?)

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[–] StringerBell 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh, is one of them well known? At least in the tumblr world? Man, the shit they latch on to...

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[–] Corruption22 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's pathetic to see a fat bride. You spend all that time and money on one day and you still look like shit. All those photos ruined because you look like a pig in a dress.

"Comfort eating is not a crime." Can you imagine this bitch if WW3 starts and we all have to go back on rations. What a selfish bitch. "There's people starving in the world but it's totally ok for me to stuff my face every day because I can!" I dare the bitch to donate her entire weekly food budget to charity just once and not eat for the week. It'd teach the bitch some priorities.

These porkers need to get hobbies that don't involve gorging themselves, taking selfies, clothes shopping and making shitty comics to prove how "sassy" they are.

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[–] gabi-r 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thanks for the fashionable eye bleach in the end. It's even better than "regular" semi-naked eye bleach 'cause I can get some outfit inspiration right here at FPH. talk about multitasking!

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