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[–] SelfReferenceParadox 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Vodka.

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[–] Winter_SoldierX2 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Basil Hayden bourbon.

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[–] Lagmonster 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Grain alcohol. I can use it to start fires and as a antiseptic. I would also have to learn how to make alcohol because one bottle ain't going to do shit or last very long.

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[–] Fedexsentmeahead 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Half gallon of everclear. Chug it and hopefully I die of alcohol poisoning. Fuck being stranded on an island.

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[–] TheBrokenWorld 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Well, it's going to be pretty warm, so spiced rum.

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[–] RunsWithScissors 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Everclear.

Easy to get repeatedly shitfaced, and also, potentially useful as an antiseptic or fuel.

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[–] Gigglestick 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Never ending bottle of sex on the beach.

You finally did it Mr. Wonka.

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[–] Skwerley 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Everclear. You can use it for all kinds of shit. Sanitation, fires, extracting shit, creating vacuums in containers... Oh, well I don't drink anymore, taste is irrelevant. Plus getting drunk while being "trapped" anywhere seems like the worst idea on the planet.

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