[–] Lagmonster 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Grain alcohol. I can use it to start fires and as a antiseptic. I would also have to learn how to make alcohol because one bottle ain't going to do shit or last very long.
[–] Fedexsentmeahead 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Half gallon of everclear. Chug it and hopefully I die of alcohol poisoning. Fuck being stranded on an island.
[–] TheBrokenWorld 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well, it's going to be pretty warm, so spiced rum.
[–] Gigglestick 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Never ending bottle of sex on the beach.
You finally did it Mr. Wonka.
[–] Vagilante 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Balcones True Blue Corn Whiskey
That or Bullet Rye. Nothing like a day on the river and a bottle of Bullet.
[–] G4 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Whatever the most diluted is. Alcohol is a diuretic, meaning it will dry out your cells, and dehydrate you. The more water mixed into it the longer I'll live.
[–] Reow [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The logical answer! I figure one bottle of water probably won't make the difference between life and death, so I might as well enjoy myself on the way out!
[–] G4 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You also never specified how big the bottle is :)