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[–] G4 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Whatever the most diluted is. Alcohol is a diuretic, meaning it will dry out your cells, and dehydrate you. The more water mixed into it the longer I'll live.

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[–] Reow [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The logical answer! I figure one bottle of water probably won't make the difference between life and death, so I might as well enjoy myself on the way out!

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[–] G4 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You also never specified how big the bottle is :)

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[–] SelfReferenceParadox 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Vodka.

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[–] Winter_SoldierX2 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Basil Hayden bourbon.

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[–] Lagmonster 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Grain alcohol. I can use it to start fires and as a antiseptic. I would also have to learn how to make alcohol because one bottle ain't going to do shit or last very long.

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[–] Fedexsentmeahead 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Half gallon of everclear. Chug it and hopefully I die of alcohol poisoning. Fuck being stranded on an island.

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[–] TheBrokenWorld 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Well, it's going to be pretty warm, so spiced rum.

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[–] Gigglestick 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Never ending bottle of sex on the beach.

You finally did it Mr. Wonka.

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[–] Vagilante 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Balcones True Blue Corn Whiskey

That or Bullet Rye. Nothing like a day on the river and a bottle of Bullet.

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