[–] Skwerley 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Everclear. You can use it for all kinds of shit. Sanitation, fires, extracting shit, creating vacuums in containers... Oh, well I don't drink anymore, taste is irrelevant. Plus getting drunk while being "trapped" anywhere seems like the worst idea on the planet.
[–] Gigglestick 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Never ending bottle of sex on the beach.
You finally did it Mr. Wonka.
[–] RunsWithScissors 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Everclear.
Easy to get repeatedly shitfaced, and also, potentially useful as an antiseptic or fuel.
[–] TheBrokenWorld 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well, it's going to be pretty warm, so spiced rum.
[–] Fedexsentmeahead 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Half gallon of everclear. Chug it and hopefully I die of alcohol poisoning. Fuck being stranded on an island.
[–] Lagmonster 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Grain alcohol. I can use it to start fires and as a antiseptic. I would also have to learn how to make alcohol because one bottle ain't going to do shit or last very long.
[–] Longbow 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's a five-gallon carboy full straight ethanol.