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[–] Longbow 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's a five-gallon carboy full straight ethanol.

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[–] Aaaron 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Some good tequila. Hopefully they have limes although.... doubtful. Desert island sounds pretty shitty.

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[–] G4 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Whatever the most diluted is. Alcohol is a diuretic, meaning it will dry out your cells, and dehydrate you. The more water mixed into it the longer I'll live.

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[–] Reow [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The logical answer! I figure one bottle of water probably won't make the difference between life and death, so I might as well enjoy myself on the way out!

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[–] G4 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You also never specified how big the bottle is :)

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[–] RunsWithScissors 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Everclear.

Easy to get repeatedly shitfaced, and also, potentially useful as an antiseptic or fuel.

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[–] QWE 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Monopolowa Vodka. I call it "spicy water" because I can drink it like no other liquor. By far the smoothest tastiest (yes, it has a taste) vodka you can find, and usually not much more expensive than Smirnoff (blech).

I've had friends who can't drink any liquor straight say it tastes alright. Plus it mixes well.

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[–] Reow [S] ago 

Have you tried Reyka? If not, do yourself a favour and give it a go - smooth and delicious.

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[–] NedStarkofWinterfell 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Captain Morgan?

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[–] thegoldenboy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fireball. Might as well enjoy my time while stuck on this island

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[–] 12_Years_A_Toucan 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This was gonna be my answer as well!

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[–] Skwerley 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Everclear. You can use it for all kinds of shit. Sanitation, fires, extracting shit, creating vacuums in containers... Oh, well I don't drink anymore, taste is irrelevant. Plus getting drunk while being "trapped" anywhere seems like the worst idea on the planet.

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