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[–] President-Sanders 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hahahah I can imagine in a zombie apocalypse walking into a place like yours to moans and sheiks of fat people trying to roll out of their beds.

Fuck me, just leave them to die. Don't even waste the ammo.

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[–] fabulousalpaca [S] ago 

The fatties will be stuck in their beds. Easy snack for the zombies. Old meat might taste a bit weird but hey, still free food.

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[–] marquise 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I LOVE your stories. :)

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[–] fabulousalpaca [S] ago 

Awww. Thank you.

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[–] fabulousalpaca [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Haha. Sorry!

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[–] 1madmanamongmany 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This sucks. I feel sorry for you.

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[–] J_Darnley 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If I ever get in a state where I can't clean myself I want someone to shoot me. Like a horse that breaks a leg or a dog that bites people.