[–] Jesus_H_Hitler 1 point 16 points 17 points (+17|-1) ago
Let's worship it and see if it summons mighty Cthulhu
[–] ofthehours 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
Now where is that mime of the ancient aliens guy...
oh yes here we are: http://www.openminds.tv/wp-content/uploads/I-am-not-saying.jpg
[–] Alias_Unknown 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
None of those pictures make it look like it's anything more than a design for decoration.
Am I missing something?
I mean, I know a language that old wouldn't be too complicated. But I don't see any sort of structure beyond some aesthetically pleasing squiggly bits.
[–] fourthcoming 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"Encrypted message about the origin of humanity and the creation of the universe" sounds a whole lot more interesting than "weird old wooden doll with squiggly bits on it"
[–] DeliciousApples 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'm under the belief that the pyramids are much older than 5500 years.
[–] Alias_Unknown 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Fuck yeah man.
I'm with you on that.
History books lie about that shit.
They're 5505 years old.
[–] TheHemingWay 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Encrypted code? Looks more like decorations to me.
[–] LordOfDragons 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
Pure bollocks. Just because we don't understand the symbols doesn't mean it's an encrypted message for us.
That aside, Skhul Cave has 100,000 year old shell necklaces. Human made objects being 'older than the pyramids' isn't all that mysterious.
[–] Germ22 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
encrypted code... i think i solved it. Someone decided to decorate his or her statue.
[–] gosso920 1 point 14 points 15 points (+15|-1) ago
"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."
[–] Vvswiftvv17 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I blame StarGate
[–] Drenki 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Don't be an ass. They probably just did a bad translation. Encrypted just means we don't understand it. It's not the same as being secret.