[–] DeliciousApples 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'm under the belief that the pyramids are much older than 5500 years.
[–] Alias_Unknown 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Fuck yeah man.
I'm with you on that.
History books lie about that shit.
They're 5505 years old.
[–] Alias_Unknown 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
None of those pictures make it look like it's anything more than a design for decoration.
Am I missing something?
I mean, I know a language that old wouldn't be too complicated. But I don't see any sort of structure beyond some aesthetically pleasing squiggly bits.
[–] fourthcoming 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"Encrypted message about the origin of humanity and the creation of the universe" sounds a whole lot more interesting than "weird old wooden doll with squiggly bits on it"
[–] LordOfDragons 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
Even more mysteriously, it is covered in what experts describe as ‘encrypted code’ - a message from a lost civilisation.
Pure bollocks. Just because we don't understand the symbols doesn't mean it's an encrypted message for us.
That aside, Skhul Cave has 100,000 year old shell necklaces. Human made objects being 'older than the pyramids' isn't all that mysterious.
[–] Jesus_H_Hitler 1 point 16 points 17 points (+17|-1) ago
Let's worship it and see if it summons mighty Cthulhu
[–] poorwhasian 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
An ancient fuck you message.