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[–] 2130914? 1 point 54 points (+55|-1) ago 

I see you turned 30. Keep up the good work...

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[–] Jazsper 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is so funny and really hits home bc when I turned 30 the exact same thing happened.

Edit: Got a B.A. in Sociology the liberal of liberal degrees

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[–] HopeStillFlies 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

A reworking of the quote "a liberal is just a conservative that hasn't yet been mugged" to include SJWs may be in order.

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[–] barset 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Shit. I hit that point at 25 and was the most relieving thing in my life. Got my shit together , lost a bunch of weight, and now eight years later I'm pretty fucking content.

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[–] Iforgotmy_other_acct 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Checks out.

Source: 31 years of Hell and counting.

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[–] Guerilla 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's not because of the age of the OP. He/she probably said something the nutjobs didn't like and they turned on him like rabid dogs. This is my assumption anyway because it's the same bitterness I've seen from other SJWs when the crazies tuρned on them.

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[–] Cynabuns 1 point 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

Fuck it - I'll upvoat this.

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[–] Foiz5000 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

I like cream in my coffee, but still, don't fuck my coffee.

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[–] AnTi90d 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

That would be.. difficult. You'd either have to freeze it (brr..) or coagulate it into something more firm than a paste.

Now that you mention it, though.. I'd totally fuck my coffee just to let that slut know who the boss is.

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[–] BigSmeez 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

When I was about 12 years old, I found an old Penthouse Letters in a box in my parent's basement. Inside was a story, with photo shoot scenes to match [you know how they do] about a woman dipping her fingers in her hot coffee and rubbing her clit to entice the writer into sex. IIRC they were in a car.

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[–] Tipman79 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

or coagulate it into something more firm than a paste

/v/awkwardboners needs to be a sub....

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[–] Sadistic_Bastard 3 points 3 points (+6|-3) ago 

Dude, I fucking wish I could feel that way. I'm so fucking tired of caring.

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[–] Iforgotmy_other_acct 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It's not so much about not caring, it's more like... caring about yourself more.

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[–] YellyYuropoor 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don't stop caring. It's hard but makes you a beautifull person.

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[–] barset ago 

Read a bunch of Brett Easton Ellis. His novels basically exude apathy and in the end that's the only feeling you're left with.

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[–] foxel 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Thank you. So much. For being just a normal human being

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[–] Snuff_Dogg 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fuck smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas,

fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses.

More appropriate.

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[–] LagDragon ago 

Don't forget Phuket

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[–] KilbornsMomentofZen ago 

I'll keep my bulls hit in my house if you do the same.

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[–] WildThingSammiT [S] ago  (edited ago)

Why are you so mean to bulls?

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