[–] [deleted] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] Snuff_Dogg 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fuck smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas,

fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses.

More appropriate.

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[–] goatboy ago  (edited ago)

I really like where this new movement is headed. However, instead of saying "fuck em," is it OK to say "Go Fuck Yourself" when someone asks for help or support on SJW causes? I just feel passionately that people who insist on hurting our sons and daughters should go fuck themselves.

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[–] WildThingSammiT [S] ago 

I don't fucking care, do whatever you want. Who gives a fuck?

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[–] Iforgotmy_other_acct 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] clubberlang ago 

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[–] clubberlang ago 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!

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[–] foxel 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Thank you. So much. For being just a normal human being

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[–] HST 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Reminds me of this Tim Minchin song

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[–] Tipman79 ago 

Wow...

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[–] Foiz5000 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

I like cream in my coffee, but still, don't fuck my coffee.

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[–] AnTi90d 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

That would be.. difficult. You'd either have to freeze it (brr..) or coagulate it into something more firm than a paste.

Now that you mention it, though.. I'd totally fuck my coffee just to let that slut know who the boss is.

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[–] Tipman79 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

or coagulate it into something more firm than a paste

/v/awkwardboners needs to be a sub....

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[–] BigSmeez 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

When I was about 12 years old, I found an old Penthouse Letters in a box in my parent's basement. Inside was a story, with photo shoot scenes to match [you know how they do] about a woman dipping her fingers in her hot coffee and rubbing her clit to entice the writer into sex. IIRC they were in a car.

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[–] 2130914? 1 point 54 points (+55|-1) ago 

I see you turned 30. Keep up the good work...

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[–] Iforgotmy_other_acct 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Checks out.

Source: 31 years of Hell and counting.

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[–] Guerilla 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's not because of the age of the OP. He/she probably said something the nutjobs didn't like and they turned on him like rabid dogs. This is my assumption anyway because it's the same bitterness I've seen from other SJWs when the crazies tuρned on them.

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[–] Jazsper 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is so funny and really hits home bc when I turned 30 the exact same thing happened.

Edit: Got a B.A. in Sociology the liberal of liberal degrees

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[–] barset 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Shit. I hit that point at 25 and was the most relieving thing in my life. Got my shit together , lost a bunch of weight, and now eight years later I'm pretty fucking content.

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[–] HopeStillFlies 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

A reworking of the quote "a liberal is just a conservative that hasn't yet been mugged" to include SJWs may be in order.

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