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[–] justaspoon [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That would cause damage to the ceiling and I want my deposit back when we move! And no joke, he is still sleeping on the couch. Should I make him breakfast? This is so awkward...

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[–] mamwad ago 

Put shoe polish on his fingers and then tickle his nose.

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[–] justaspoon [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I don't have shoe polish...will sharpie work?

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[–] billdred 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

For extra fun, make sure his feet are in the shoes when you do it.