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[–] EarlPoncho 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

if it dies, it dies

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[–] poodog 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

the time to short cheese futures is now

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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 49 points (+49|-0) ago 

There is more cheese and mayo than veggies.....

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[–] Fuck-off-fatties 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

It probably removed the veggies after the picture too

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[–] fickle_fuck 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Cows eat grass, therefore fatlogic says cheese is vegetarian.

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[–] AddictedToBadIdeas 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There are veggies? I didn't notice

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[–] ShiftEvolve 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And all those carbs aren't helping either.

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[–] theepilepticferret 1 point 71 points (+72|-1) ago 

A salad sandwich smothered in mayo, it is almost healthy!

It's not even TRYING. May the beetus take it soon

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

lol, gotta start slow, lol, death is almost at the door, lol, is that him knocking, lo...

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[–] LegendarySock 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ramen

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[–] TheEnglishShitlord [S] 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Maybe this is the plan?

If it's killed by beetus, or it's heart explodes, it'll start losing weight really fucking quickly after that.

AND it'll smell better!!

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Clearly a blatent misunderstanding of how eating healthy works....

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[–] wmeth 1 point 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

I can't imagine what it's like to have a goal to lose 100 lbs. When I set a goal it's like "gain 5 lbs of muscle" or "put some more definition on my abs", "add 20 lbs to my deadlift by the end of the month."

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[–] aftertherisotto 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And my goal is never simply "to be alive next year", like what the fuck

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[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Right? What the fuck kind of sad shit is that? My goal is to still be mobile and active into my 80's

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[–] Blooperman 1 point 52 points (+53|-1) ago 

Starting things off on the right foot... But only because beetus took its left.

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[–] DeVera 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I've personally known people with that exact attitude. Guess what happened? Fat killed them... that fat fuck will die soon.

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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I wonder how many of those comments were along the lines of, "you go!", "good for you!", "we're pulling for ya!", "you're already beautiful!" or other enabling bullshit.

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[–] DeVera 1 point 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

Imagine it commenting after a leg amputation.

"I've lost weight. I can eat more chocolate now, teehee :)"

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[–] chodie 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

The fuck is that? Who would eat that shit? There is literally mayo dripping off the sides of that bread gag

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[–] hardindapaint12 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I know...if you're gonna be a fatass at least eat something that's enjoyable.

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