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[–] theepilepticferret 1 point 71 points (+72|-1) ago 

A salad sandwich smothered in mayo, it is almost healthy!

It's not even TRYING. May the beetus take it soon

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

lol, gotta start slow, lol, death is almost at the door, lol, is that him knocking, lo...

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[–] LegendarySock 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ramen

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[–] TheEnglishShitlord [S] 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Maybe this is the plan?

If it's killed by beetus, or it's heart explodes, it'll start losing weight really fucking quickly after that.

AND it'll smell better!!

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[–] ctrlcutpaste 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

and cheese!

I like how this is them TRYING to be healthy! Is this what health looks like to them? Just because it has veggie doesn't mean it's healthy especially when its smother in mayo and cheese

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[–] Blooperman 1 point 52 points (+53|-1) ago 

Starting things off on the right foot... But only because beetus took its left.

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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 49 points (+49|-0) ago 

There is more cheese and mayo than veggies.....

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[–] Fuck-off-fatties 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

It probably removed the veggies after the picture too

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[–] fickle_fuck 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Cows eat grass, therefore fatlogic says cheese is vegetarian.

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[–] ShiftEvolve 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And all those carbs aren't helping either.

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[–] AddictedToBadIdeas 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There are veggies? I didn't notice

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[–] Meep_meep 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

LOL! I'm going to die stuffing my face because I have no self control LOL!

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[–] 2102632? 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

IKR! It is so funny!!

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[–] communistwarpdrive 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I'm going to be bed-ridden and dead in a few years, ROLF so funny!

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[–] EarlPoncho 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

if it dies, it dies

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[–] poodog 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

the time to short cheese futures is now

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[–] FPSFairy 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

See, the thing about a fat ass half-assing something is that there's still entirely too much ass involved.

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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I wonder how many of those comments were along the lines of, "you go!", "good for you!", "we're pulling for ya!", "you're already beautiful!" or other enabling bullshit.

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[–] DeVera 1 point 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

Imagine it commenting after a leg amputation.

"I've lost weight. I can eat more chocolate now, teehee :)"

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[–] wmeth 1 point 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

I can't imagine what it's like to have a goal to lose 100 lbs. When I set a goal it's like "gain 5 lbs of muscle" or "put some more definition on my abs", "add 20 lbs to my deadlift by the end of the month."

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[–] aftertherisotto 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And my goal is never simply "to be alive next year", like what the fuck

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[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Right? What the fuck kind of sad shit is that? My goal is to still be mobile and active into my 80's

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