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[–] wmeth 1 point 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

I can't imagine what it's like to have a goal to lose 100 lbs. When I set a goal it's like "gain 5 lbs of muscle" or "put some more definition on my abs", "add 20 lbs to my deadlift by the end of the month."

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[–] aftertherisotto 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And my goal is never simply "to be alive next year", like what the fuck

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[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Right? What the fuck kind of sad shit is that? My goal is to still be mobile and active into my 80's

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[–] theepilepticferret 1 point 71 points (+72|-1) ago 

A salad sandwich smothered in mayo, it is almost healthy!

It's not even TRYING. May the beetus take it soon

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[–] ctrlcutpaste 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

and cheese!

I like how this is them TRYING to be healthy! Is this what health looks like to them? Just because it has veggie doesn't mean it's healthy especially when its smother in mayo and cheese

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[–] aftertherisotto 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's like on Big Fat Fabulous Life when she wanted to make a sandwich that was a banana and fucking mayo between bread

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Clearly a blatent misunderstanding of how eating healthy works....

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[–] TheEnglishShitlord [S] 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Maybe this is the plan?

If it's killed by beetus, or it's heart explodes, it'll start losing weight really fucking quickly after that.

AND it'll smell better!!

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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 49 points (+49|-0) ago 

There is more cheese and mayo than veggies.....

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[–] really_enthusiastic 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"Salad" sandwich.

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[–] ShiftEvolve 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And all those carbs aren't helping either.

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[–] AddictedToBadIdeas 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There are veggies? I didn't notice

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[–] fickle_fuck 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Cows eat grass, therefore fatlogic says cheese is vegetarian.

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[–] EarlPoncho 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

if it dies, it dies

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[–] poodog 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

the time to short cheese futures is now