[–] theepilepticferret 1 point 71 points 72 points (+72|-1) ago
A salad sandwich smothered in mayo, it is almost healthy!
It's not even TRYING. May the beetus take it soon
[–] ctrlcutpaste 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
and cheese!
I like how this is them TRYING to be healthy! Is this what health looks like to them? Just because it has veggie doesn't mean it's healthy especially when its smother in mayo and cheese
[–] aftertherisotto 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's like on Big Fat Fabulous Life when she wanted to make a sandwich that was a banana and fucking mayo between bread
[–] TheEnglishShitlord [S] 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Maybe this is the plan?
If it's killed by beetus, or it's heart explodes, it'll start losing weight really fucking quickly after that.
AND it'll smell better!!
[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 49 points 49 points (+49|-0) ago
There is more cheese and mayo than veggies.....
[–] ShiftEvolve 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And all those carbs aren't helping either.
[–] AddictedToBadIdeas 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
There are veggies? I didn't notice
[–] fickle_fuck 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Cows eat grass, therefore fatlogic says cheese is vegetarian.
[–] EarlPoncho 0 points 29 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago
if it dies, it dies
[–] wmeth 1 point 11 points 12 points (+12|-1) ago
I can't imagine what it's like to have a goal to lose 100 lbs. When I set a goal it's like "gain 5 lbs of muscle" or "put some more definition on my abs", "add 20 lbs to my deadlift by the end of the month."
[–] aftertherisotto 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
And my goal is never simply "to be alive next year", like what the fuck
[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Right? What the fuck kind of sad shit is that? My goal is to still be mobile and active into my 80's