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[–] Thel3igO 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fatties impose their cundishun on the world even after they die. That is a scary thought.

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[–] journalistsarelazy [S] ago 

Morticians and others, can you think of anything missing? Like, I would have added costs, but I hadn't a clue.

Alignment on this one has gone a bit potato too, so sorry about that.

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[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Great info, thanks. The bit in the top right looks weird, so the re do will mention having to buy an additional plot and pay for opening twice instead.

Oversized burial vaults and truck rental too if I can fit it.

That once in a blue moon might get more frequent the way FA is going :(

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[–] Thel3igO 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This shitsayer speaks the truth

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[–] PinkXenomorph 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That is a brilliant idea! Have an upvoat for being so wonderfully morbid.

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[–] Dark_Shroud 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And here I am thinking we should just be feeding dead people to hogs. :/

Turn those useless fatties into fertilizer and bacon.

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[–] 2097442? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I thought it's what they do already, no? Get the family to sign a release form so they can chop up the body into manageable chunks.

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The size of those coffins ... WTF.

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[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

...yeah... and to think, once the body has decomposed, it's just a skeleton in a big box with a load of fabric around it.

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[–] I_schadenfreude ago 

Burial costs were already insanely inflated anyhow so this shouldn't be a surprise.

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[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Re-done

Thankyou /u/Brightness for your valuable input :)