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[–] cheesewh0re ago 

Well I think the normal person's definition of pigging out, and a hams definition of pigging out are two very different things.

Pigging out for me is just going to a restaurant, splitting an appetizer with who ever I am with, eating an entree, and then a dessert.

But to a ham it's probably a large fry, a few pizzas, big ass coke, a cheesecake. And they pig out what, four times a week? My boyfriend and I go out to a restaurant two or three times a month.

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[–] round_isnt_curvy ago 

You aren't being shamed to death for eating ANYthing, it's because you're eating EVERYthing.

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[–] tableflipper ago 

I made tofu curry with friends last night and ate two plates of it, and that is my definition of pigging out. I bet a hamplanet would have eaten the entire fucking pot of curry and rice.

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[–] Ser_Alliser_Thorne ago 

You'd need to fry the rice, offer beetus juice, and some how convince the obeast to eat the tofu. Maybe like and say it's the ultimate fat-burner. Every plate consumed burns 3 pounds of fat (or some other bullshit). Fatties will believe anything that makes them lose weight without actual work, after all.

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[–] SilentMaster 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I pigged out last Friday. My wife brought home my favorite pizza. I ate half all by myself. I haven't had that pizza in at least 2 years. Sometime soon I will eat my favorite donuts. But today is not that day.

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[–] paradox42 ago 

See, you and I both know that when we see each other pig out that it's a blip on our caloric intake that will be averaged out into nothing in a couple days. When these hams see a skinny person eat they usually see it at a spacial event. They then extrapolate that out into the skinny person being able to do that everyday and stay slim while they can't.

It's kinda childish, it's like a child being shocked to see a teacher outside of school. They assume that people only exist as they see them, and can't comprehend that people might act differently in their personal life.

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[–] ImYourHuckleberry 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yeah. I went to my favourite brewpub tonight. Had a few beers, an appetizer, entre and dessert. The difference between me and a fat is I won't do it again until sometime next year and they will do it again two more times this week.

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[–] JohnnySkidmarx 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Cute, fit girl eats two slices of pizza. Fat ham eats two whole pizzas.

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[–] Tess-s_thyroid 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Because its not fucking cute when a fat pig eats. Thats another thing that pisses me off about hams is when they try to look cute or cool like a normal human but with being fat pigs it never looks right

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[–] nofatchix 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Cause everyone knows you have had more than your share. You should be ashamed.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Because binging every once in a while is normal, but overeating on a consistent basis is self-destructive and makes your body gross.

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