[–] round_isnt_curvy ago
You aren't being shamed to death for eating ANYthing, it's because you're eating EVERYthing.
[–] tableflipper ago
I made tofu curry with friends last night and ate two plates of it, and that is my definition of pigging out. I bet a hamplanet would have eaten the entire fucking pot of curry and rice.
You'd need to fry the rice, offer beetus juice, and some how convince the obeast to eat the tofu. Maybe like and say it's the ultimate fat-burner. Every plate consumed burns 3 pounds of fat (or some other bullshit). Fatties will believe anything that makes them lose weight without actual work, after all.
[–] SilentMaster 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I pigged out last Friday. My wife brought home my favorite pizza. I ate half all by myself. I haven't had that pizza in at least 2 years. Sometime soon I will eat my favorite donuts. But today is not that day.
See, you and I both know that when we see each other pig out that it's a blip on our caloric intake that will be averaged out into nothing in a couple days. When these hams see a skinny person eat they usually see it at a spacial event. They then extrapolate that out into the skinny person being able to do that everyday and stay slim while they can't.
It's kinda childish, it's like a child being shocked to see a teacher outside of school. They assume that people only exist as they see them, and can't comprehend that people might act differently in their personal life.
[–] ImYourHuckleberry 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yeah. I went to my favourite brewpub tonight. Had a few beers, an appetizer, entre and dessert. The difference between me and a fat is I won't do it again until sometime next year and they will do it again two more times this week.
[–] JohnnySkidmarx 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Cute, fit girl eats two slices of pizza. Fat ham eats two whole pizzas.
[–] Tess-s_thyroid 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Because its not fucking cute when a fat pig eats. Thats another thing that pisses me off about hams is when they try to look cute or cool like a normal human but with being fat pigs it never looks right
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Because binging every once in a while is normal, but overeating on a consistent basis is self-destructive and makes your body gross.
[–] cheesewh0re ago
Well I think the normal person's definition of pigging out, and a hams definition of pigging out are two very different things.
Pigging out for me is just going to a restaurant, splitting an appetizer with who ever I am with, eating an entree, and then a dessert.
But to a ham it's probably a large fry, a few pizzas, big ass coke, a cheesecake. And they pig out what, four times a week? My boyfriend and I go out to a restaurant two or three times a month.