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[–] OxfordEnglishDick 0 points 52 points (+52|-0) ago 

"Why is loving to drink and alcohol and "getting drunk" only acceptable when you do it two Saturdays a month and always have a designated driver? Like I'm so sick of girls being able to talk about how they love jello-shots and partying and shit but if you have a pair of DUIs and a series of ruined relationships and can't hold down a job and get blackout drunk every chance you get, you're fucking shamed to death for drinking anything..."

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[–] SilentMaster 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Wow, you are a genius. That's the best analogy ever created to explain anything ever. Well done.

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[–] BFG10mnw 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Nicely put!

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[–] eueueu 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Nobody cares about an ounce of fat, it's necessary to have an appropriate storage of energy for every creature. 4-18% of body fat percentage are actual in the range of a normal and acceptable weight. But fatties have 30% or more body fat percentage, that's often more than one THOUSAND ounces.

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[–] ImYourHuckleberry 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"If you have an ounce of fat blah blah" -Something with 100+ pounds of excess fat.

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[–] inablackbox 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Beat me to it. Hams fail basic biology...again.

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[–] Caroline_Croft 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Do you know if the 4-18% is general for both genders? I could agree that a male with under 5% body fat could still be perfectly healthy, but you'd have a hard time convincing me that the same is true for a woman. If I'm wrong, I will admit my fault, but that seems like a severely anorexic bmi, coming from someone who was diagnosed as anorexic at 10%.

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[–] eueueu 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yes, you are right, the range of a normal body fat percentage varies for age and genders. I just knew the numbers for (younger) men because these matter for me. So for these 3-5% body fat are absolutely essential, and even that's way more than an ounce, that's what I wanted to say.

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[–] amnat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm not the person you asked, but no, it does not. Women need more fat than men. Essential levels alone (below which your body cannot function and you die) are 10-12% for a woman. Here's a visual aid.

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[–] SilentMaster 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I pigged out last Friday. My wife brought home my favorite pizza. I ate half all by myself. I haven't had that pizza in at least 2 years. Sometime soon I will eat my favorite donuts. But today is not that day.

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[–] ImYourHuckleberry 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yeah. I went to my favourite brewpub tonight. Had a few beers, an appetizer, entre and dessert. The difference between me and a fat is I won't do it again until sometime next year and they will do it again two more times this week.

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[–] paradox42 ago 

See, you and I both know that when we see each other pig out that it's a blip on our caloric intake that will be averaged out into nothing in a couple days. When these hams see a skinny person eat they usually see it at a spacial event. They then extrapolate that out into the skinny person being able to do that everyday and stay slim while they can't.

It's kinda childish, it's like a child being shocked to see a teacher outside of school. They assume that people only exist as they see them, and can't comprehend that people might act differently in their personal life.

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[–] shocky1987 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

haha yes! i actually really enjoy going out to restaurants with my husband (especially when in a new town) ... since the town we live in is pretty shitty restaurant wise, it's easy to do a lot of clean eating at home. so when we are out, i do sort of go a little nuts. like this past weekend husband and i were in boston. on sunday, we ate 3 restaurant meals, usually with an appetizer, had dessert, and got drunk. probably took in like 3000 calories. however...we also walked like 9 miles that day and split our portions (i genuinely do not understand how people eat most restaurant portions in one sitting). i've definitely spied some tubbos eyeing me with jealousy. you can practically hear them wondering how a slim girl with a hot husband is able to eat whatever she wants. the trick is to not do it ALL THE TIME ... and umm, maybe stop eating BEFORE youre stuffed beyond belief?

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[–] ImYourHuckleberry 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My favorite is hamily members who make comments aboit my diet. Like, they clearly have 100+ pounds to lose, but when I decide to go hog wild around them make comments like 'you're going to get fat eating like that!/You're going to ruin your diet!'

When, bitch please, I've eaten mostly clean for months and this is a brewery with amazing food and beer. One meal of huge calories isn't going to do shit.

Oh but wait this is the one time this month they are ordering a salad and not a huge burger with a pile of fries and 5 sodas. Clearly they then can lecture me on food choices.

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[–] MahLardy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"when I decide to go hog wild around them make comments like 'you're going to get fat eating like that!"

Just say "You are clearly the expert, so I guess I should listen"

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Because binging every once in a while is normal, but overeating on a consistent basis is self-destructive and makes your body gross.

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[–] nofatchix 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Cause everyone knows you have had more than your share. You should be ashamed.

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[–] Tess-s_thyroid 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Because its not fucking cute when a fat pig eats. Thats another thing that pisses me off about hams is when they try to look cute or cool like a normal human but with being fat pigs it never looks right

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[–] tableflipper ago 

I made tofu curry with friends last night and ate two plates of it, and that is my definition of pigging out. I bet a hamplanet would have eaten the entire fucking pot of curry and rice.

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[–] Ser_Alliser_Thorne ago 

You'd need to fry the rice, offer beetus juice, and some how convince the obeast to eat the tofu. Maybe like and say it's the ultimate fat-burner. Every plate consumed burns 3 pounds of fat (or some other bullshit). Fatties will believe anything that makes them lose weight without actual work, after all.

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